Boycotting for Beginners

Hi Dear Readers!

I hope this blog post finds you and brings you joy, insight, and/or action steps for defeating the Diabolical Forces in the Universe (DFUs).

I'll jump right in. One of the best ways you can bring positivity into the world and find spiritual enlightenment is by boycotting big and diabolical businesses, especially on Black Friday and Cyber Monday. 

"But Joe...how do I know what businesses are big and diabolical?" It's a great question and the answer is..."don't worry about it. Simply spend, if you absolutely have to spend, at small, local, and benevolent businesses." These businesses are easy to identify and they are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE with the big and diabolical businesses. So, if you spend your money at the small, local, and benevolent businesses ONLY, you will de facto be boycotting the big and diabolical businesses (while supporting your local community and minimizing your ecological footprint). Does that make sense?

Also, go vegan and get some exercise daily.

Fin.

A Holiday Challenge From Me to You

Hi Dear Readers!

Happy Thanksgiving Eve.

I am proposing a holiday challenge for all the omnivores out there...and it won't be easy: GO VEGAN ON THANKSGIVING DAY. Tough one, eh?

But...if you succeed, leave a comment below. We expect ZERO comments, because people are weak and social conventions (like slaughtering millions of birds and eating them) are strong. But if you manage to complete the challenge, we want to recognize you!

Fin

Big Questions

Hi Dear Readers!

Ponder this...why is there not a PLAIN flavor of ice cream?

Vanilla seems to be the closest thing.

Fin.