Just Stay Away from D Bags

Hi Dear Readers!

I have some advice to share that many people would describe as obvious common sense, but to which many more people often seem to be oblivious.

When it comes to the D Bags in society...just stay away from them. They are exhausting. They will drain your energy, time, and potentially your finances. They have no legitimate place or business in your life, so...disenfranchise them from it.

Life is too short to be dealing with D Bags. If the Founders of the United States of America were alive today, they would have added an 11th right to the Bill of Rights. It would read something like (paraphrasing): "No D Bag shall, in time of peace, be allowed to hold public office, without the consent of the plurality of the people, nor in time of war, period...because D Bags are terrible people and war is bad enough without a bunch of f**king D Bag's dragging us all down."

But seriously, D Baggery is a plague on society. There are way too many of them, especially in government. But we don't have any Laws against D Bags. And that's too bad. Because the Tolerance Paradox always seems to allow D Bags to get the upper hand and screw everything up. The First Amendment, unfortunately, allows D Bags to speak and assemble publicly. All well and good. But...we do not need to listen to them and we don't need to go near them when they assemble. Also, D Bag's being able to speak freely does NOT mean we cannot shame them and call them out for being D Bags. We just can't kill or imprison them for it. But that same First Amendment allows us to call them terrible people. And they are. And they know they are. And they know who they are.

But America is BIG. And if you see a bunch of D Bags assembling...just walk the other f**king way and stay away from them. It's that simple.

Well, it's not that simple. Because we have the Internet now. Which means we have social media now. And that means D Bags (who have no conventional boundaries to speak of) have free access into your life via unregulated social media. If you really want D Bags to f**k all the way off and out of your life, you need to regulate them yourself. And that typically means shutting off your access to social media. Disconnect from it, at least some of the time, and ideally most of the time. 99.9% of all D Baggery comes into your life from social media these days. When you disconnect from social media, the silence is GOLDEN. If you choose to use social media, you choose to give D Bags free access to your mental, physical, and spiritual well being. And let me be perfectly clear...THEY WILL S**T ON IT! So, don't do that.

OK, I have led the horse to water. Up to you horses what you wanna do with that. A good day to you!

Fin.

There is an Apocalypse Going On

I woke up to find myself...alive. And that was a relief, given that it was Day 3 of an apocalypse. 

To be clear, it was not THE Apocalypse. At least, I don't think so. I haven't experienced enough apocalypses to be certain. But it did not feel catastrophic enough to be "the big one," as they say.

Let's rewind the tape a little bit. Three days ago, I began a simple wellness challenge - to Forsake Humanity. I guess, in my mind, I interpreted forsaking to be something akin to "ignoring" or "forgetting about." I just wanted some respite from Humanity's exhausting and toxic grievance and vitriol. It turns out that forsaking is a much bigger deal. One could argue that forsakings have consequences!

On Day 1 (Monday), the Bubonic Plague rebounded when some idiot in Russia accidentally released some. It's unclear if the imbecile infected others or only themselves. On Day 2 (yesterday), the Internet went down (but only locally) and the power went out (but only intermittently), suggesting the apocalypse triggered by my wellness challenge was only a minor one.

I just woke up - alive, as I mentioned - so I don't yet know what Day 3 (today) of this apocalypse will comprise. I'm both anxious and excited to find out, and I will certainly keep you, Dear Readers, apprised.

Fin.

Challenge

I am on Day 2 of the Forsaking Humanity Challenge and already the results are INSANE!

On Day 1, the Bubonic Plague was unleashed in Russia. So far on Day 2, the Internet has collapsed and rolling power outages are happening across the United States. Wow!

I am anxious and excited to see what manner of calamity Day 3 of the challenge brings! I can tell you that the Number of the Beast appeared randomly this morning...as I was entering my breakfast into my food log, the total number of calories was exactly 666.

Fun stuff. I had heard that Forsaking Humanity was brutal. This confirms it!

Fin.