The Kingdom Has Been Delayed

Hi Dear Readers!

I hope this post finds you and brings you joy, insight, and/or action steps for defeating the Diabolical Forces in the Universe (DFUs).

Ugh...bad news. The Kingdom has been delayed by an overload of DFUs effing up the Plan. This is not a Church of Bike With Joe (CoBWJ) thing; it's a Christian thing. But the CoBWJ keeps close tabs on the Christian Church (as vulnerable to DFU deception as they are!), and our goals and aspirations (at least on paper) are often aligned (i.e., to do better as human beings, collectively). The DFUs, however, continue to do poorly as human beings, and they have been multiplying at an accelerated rate - doing MUCH damage. So, the Cosmos (aka, God in some circles) has postponed the Kingdom (as the Christians call World Peace), I'm told, until humanity gets its s**t together and disenfranchises the DFUs. It's a shame, because so much progress was being made up until a little over a year ago. The Cosmos is very disappointed. But it's not rocket science...the Kingdom requires a solid foundation of positivity, love, kindness, compassion, dignity, civility, equity, and justice, and the DFUs are currently illustrating NONE of these things, significantly damaging humanity's standing in the Cosmos.

I know some of you are thinking, "That's unfair! I have been a pretty good human being. Why should I have to be penalized for the DFU's BS?"

I know, I know. But...humanity is a collective aspiration, and that's part of the problem. Humanity just isn't collaborating well at all right now. This is how the DFUs like it...but regardless, no Kingdom for you!

The fix is pretty simple though. Just disenfranchise the DFUs. It requires following the respective tenets of your respective church or religion (not perverting and bastardizing them for cruel and selfish goals). I cannot speak to the tenets of other religions or creeds, but if you are a member of the CoBWJ, it's straightforward: eat a vegan diet (huge positive karmic impact), exercise daily (relieves negativity), and abstain from all social and mainstream media (eliminates 99% of all toxicity from your life).

I have spoken. Take care!

Fin.